juice's Profile
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Nov 15
Nov 12
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juice commented on underestimating how difficult it is to take care of kids 03:23 PM
“i like the two best tools i developed when my daughter was born...1) the loud sharp high-pitched yelling of the ...”
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juice commented on Having A Biological Clock 03:16 PM
“wow, funny, men do have a biological clock too...i have an 8 year old daughter and my girfriend has an 8 year ol...”
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juice commented on telling the real b*tchy friend to "F**k Off" 03:08 PM
“hey misery loves company, remember that...that b*tchy friend of hers was probably already pissed off and unhappy...”
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juice commented on buying something off ebay for "cheap" 03:02 PM
“don't feel too bad...it happens...last christmas my girlfriend and i wanted to buy one of those airhockey/pool t...”
Aug 05
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juice added jason sadler as a friend 09:34 PM
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About Me
Hi, I'm 36, male and from bayridge, brooklyn, ny.
Man in his 30's. 35 to be exact. engaged to a great woman...knew she was the one when I couldn't win an argument with her...father of an 8 year old daughter who's growing too fast... hope she doesn't date until she's in her 20s. the anti-latino latino....so i've been called...though that may be a matter of perception...
Interests
me, i'm a web developer/designer. when i can, i love to do some boxing and jujitsu...though as i'm getting older this stuff is getting more difficult to do and injuries take longer to recover from...may consider doing some tai chi eventually. love brooklyn, indian food and practicing jujitsu moves on my woman...
Origin of my name: To start, my name has nothing to do with o.j. simpson at all- yes i am a little bit dark-skinned and love blondes..but that is where the similarities end ...well my name is john and at one of my old jobs, there were like 5 johns in that company, it was a very small company. so since being 6 foot 1, 250 lbs, i was known as big john. until one fateful day, they hired this guy, named john, who was 6 foot 6, over 400 lbs. anyhow, i could no longer honestly carry the moniker "big john"..so they started calling me "other john" and i hated that...so then it became oj...then eventually juice, since i like orange juice... and thus i am now known as juice to all of my friends who know me....
“Well the camera had one of those big long lens on it. so the part that hit her mouth was the edge of the lens, ...”