The Ratt’s Story
Categories
Made on August 28, 2007
So, long story short...
While The Ratt was Missing My Friends Birthday party
The Ratt made the mistake of
Not Being there to see my buddy get "R. Kelley'd" on.
My Advice to You is
Dont Sleep On the Couch with a Girl To Drunk to Walk.
Here's the whole story
Because My Buddy Was the only single guy at the party, he had to sleep feet to feet with the only single girl there, who was reportedly too drunk to walk, which means to drunk to get to the bathroom, which equals waking up to the smell of being soaked in someone else's pee, who is now being charged with a "Piss & Run". They Left the Scene in the early morning without notice Only to try to blame it on my buddy when later confronted about it.
Here is a Pick of the crime scene. Identities have been concealed to protect the innocent
http://www.flatlineskateboards.com/music/pissandrun.jpg
Want to join in on the conversation? Sign In or Register for Free.
Comments (8)
I have yet to decide if I'd rather be the pee-er or the pee-ee...
well , I do know that its better to be pissed off than to be pissed on, so i would say, pee-er!
That couch is ruined.
someone brought on the piss!
I was befuddled when a friend in college told me her boyfriend has wet the bed a few times when he was drunk. Apparently it's not as uncommon as I thought.
I really do wonder if a steam cleaner could do something or its just a done deal.
I agree with the Seinfeld episode, you pretty much need a new couch.
I think I saw that couch on craigslist