jason sadler’s Story
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So, long story short...
jason sadler made the mistake of
thinking i could do a backflip out of the back of a pickup truck
My Advice to You is
no matter what you think, you are not a ninja and probably won't be, no matter how bad you try
Here's the whole story
I was a freshman in high school and getting into my rebellious years. I believe we had just gotten hopped up on some Jolt cola (1 Jolt = 137 Regular Cokes) and thought it would be a good idea to spar in my friends front yard.
There were 4 of us out there, 3 of us had taken some Tae Kwon Do (which I know now is completely useless) and one had taken Judo. We had some light gloves and headgear, but after about 20-30 minutes of beating the crap out of eachother we are started getting courageous. We were all jumping off of this pickup truck, doing gay fairy kicks and whatnot in the air. I thought it would be wise to attempt a back flip, a feat which I had actually never tried outside of a trampoline or pool mind you.
Well let's just say the back flip didn't go over as planned and I ended up flat on my back, slightly concussed and had knocked all the wind out of my body. I think I laid there for about 7 hours, at least the 3 minutes felt that long, before being able to move again.
Moral of the story - I am not a ninja
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