Only Human

Recent Activity

Feb 22

• I read 'em, I weep commented on saying that my truck can tow a trailer 12:24 AM
  

  “If you break up with her before August, you'll be in the clear.”

• I read 'em, I weep commented on not picking up the tab 12:13 AM
  

  “Conjugate with me: I pay, you pay, he/she pays, we pay, they pay. I don't think I have once dated a woman for...”

• I read 'em, I weep commented on not bringing enough money 12:09 AM
  

  “Was it never an option that she throw in $2.50? Cuz in the post-Leave-It-to-Beaver world of the 21st century, th...”

Feb 20

• I read 'em, I weep commented on letting him wear a watch 05:51 AM
  

  “Why didn't you just masturbate like normal people? Much more fun.”

• I read 'em, I weep commented on not aborting the date early 05:30 AM
  

  “My apologies. Perhaps in 10 years our storyteller will pay full price for his wings.”

Feb 19

• I read 'em, I weep commented on believing everything I was told 07:08 AM
  

  “The comments make strange assumptions. One assumes this story is about fundamentalism (which is usually equated ...”

• I read 'em, I weep commented on giving everything I had to her. 06:21 AM
  

  “Can we all agree that there is no "one"? Specifically, the person you are no longer going out with is not the "o...”

• I read 'em, I weep commented on listening to my voicemail on speakerphone 06:13 AM
  

  “That's actually pretty funny. But really, maybe neither of you should be so petty as to get jealous of opposi...”

• I read 'em, I weep commented on not aborting the date early 06:09 AM
  

  “Until she started crying, it doesn't sound like anything was really odd about your date. What's wrong with talki...”