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So, long story short...

While NYCbabe was in my college dorm room

NYCbabe made the mistake of

passing out drunk...and waking up too early.

My Advice to You is

close your ears (and your eyes.)

Here's the whole story

One of my best friends and I roomed together my first year of college. Right when we got to school, we went out partying together every night. We both were talking to these two guys who were good friends. My roommate and I got back to the dorm late one night, and the two guys came over later after I had already passed out, hugging a box of wheat thins. My roommate's male friend apparently stayed for the night, while mine left after repeated attempts shaking me trying to get me to wake up (I have no reccolection of this). I awoke in the middle of the night to some interesting noises and movements coming from the bunk bed above me. They were definitely having sex, with me, right below them. Luckily I was still drunk and passed out a minute later.

Moral of the story, don't pass out drunk so your roommate assumes she's "alone." You might wake up to something you'd rather have 'heard' about not actually witnessed.