Chris Graff’s Story
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Made on January 15, 2007
So, long story short...
While Chris Graff was drinking copious amounts of alcohol
Chris Graff made the mistake of
trying to bench press Dennis
My Advice to You is
even though Dennis is a light fellow the human body is not uniformly weighted.
Here's the whole story
In addition my motor skills were deteriorated to the point where lifting him straight up and down proved to be too much for me to handle and he subsequently found himself dropped onto an end table head first. Now he didn't die as evidenced by the existence of this site but the possibility was there. I recommend being more careful when drunkenly handling friends in the future.
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Comments (3)
Yup. Now we have a rule. No picking up Dennis. Simple as that.
yea you a$$....i will never forget our 21st bday...good ole g'ville days...lesson learned for chris...never carry a person by the belt down 3 flights of stairs....
You would think that 'not bench pressing Dennis' would extend to not bench pressing Beth. You would think.