jason sadler’s Story
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So, long story short...
jason sadler made the mistake of
drinking any and everything put in front of my face, including a shot called a Ferrari
My Advice to You is
don't let your stupid friends force 4,582 shots in your face on your birthday, no matter how 'cool' it will make you
Here's the whole story
I think it was actually 23 shots in a matter of about 45 minutes, so basically a shot every 2 minutes. Let us not forget the games of beer pong I had just played previous to the shots.
I drank everything from Vodka, to Tabasco (the Ferrari), to Rum, to Tequila, to Sambuca, to Bailey's, to Goldschlager, to Schnapps etc etc (there were 23 DIFFERENT shots people). I think the one thing I didn't take a shot of was human urine, which probably would have tasted better than the majority of the shots I took.
Now I will give my friends some credit, I was trying to be a badass. Shots don't usually affect me for about an hour or, so I was throwing them back feeling the youthful invincibility my birthday had bestowed upon me.
Needless to say I don't remember much more than hugging a toilet, having multiple people try to give me water and then waking up in the morning with no recollection of how I got in bed, where my clothes went (that's another story) and how I was going to be able to ever see/speak/walk again.






Comments (2)
Damn! Where was I for this!?
sambuca is delish. don't deny that. :)