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So, long story short...

While jason sadler was at a bonfire party

jason sadler made the mistake of

taking a piss in the woods and being bit by some spiderlike creature, yeah.. there.. almost..

My Advice to You is

everyone has the desire to pee on a tree or in a bush, but I pee out in the open now if I have to pee in the woods

Here's the whole story

I was in high school at the time and had just moved to Mountain Lakes, NJ (a very affluent town in northern jersey). I didn't know too many people, but I was on the basketball team and one of my teammates invited me to this bonfire party. I wasn't too excited about it because I wouldn't know anyone at the bonfire, but I did know there would be some ladies there and that was enough for me!

So after a couple hours of under aged drinking (don't do it kids) and interesting teenage explorations (which brought about other mistakes to be posted later), I finally needed to "break the seal". Just as everyone had been doing, I decided I would walk to the nearby woods and empty the tank. I was in good enough shape to find the perfect patch of bushes adjacent to a tree that I would mark as my own. So as I am writing my name in cursive, as all guys do, I feel something hit the hand I am holding my manhood with and OUCH! Something bit my hand!!

I shake it off, my hand that is, investigate the situation; for those of you listening closely on your home radios, I also put myself away without getting any piss on pants thank you very much. I walk back to the party and as I get closer to the light of the fire I take a look at my hand which has nearly tripled in girth, too bad it was my hand.. heh... kidding. I started to FREAK out, my hand turned bright red and it looked like a small dodgeball with sausage links hanging off of it.

I was rushed to the ER and was treated for a spider bite, to this day I steer clear of bushes and trees when I need to pee outside.