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So, long story short...
anonymous made the mistake of
telling the real b*tchy friend to "F**k Off"
My Advice to You is
Put up with the cockblocking friends bullsh*t
Here's the whole story
So we were in Vegas gambling at TI on our last night in town. I hit the roulette table and begin winning some money for the first time during the trip. I start chatting with these British chicks, trying to live out the dream of getting with a british girl. So we're chatting for a bit and starting to get pretty drunk and one of them starts to really hang on me, but the drunk married one of the group starts to give me the fifth degree and starts calling me a liar and a "typical American". This wouldnt really get to me if i really was lying or bullshiting with them just to score, but i was being honest and i was really starting to get fed up with the chick. After about a half hour of me being called a liar and that i dont know shit from a drunk Brit that has no idea what she was talking about, i was fed up and about to burst, so i nicely asked her to "F*ck Off". Needless to say, the chances of living out the dream faded very quickly after that.
Comments (6)
Should've dropped some WWII jokes.
"The annoying friend," a situation easily avoided with a wing man you can trust. Never fly solo kids.
you needed more alcohol and you could have closed the deal.
Damn, and from personal experience British chicks are as easy as Sunday morning. Maybe the friend just wanted in on it too. You coulda had the ultimate fantasy, a righto pip pip cheerio three-way!
I was doing the play by play on this situation near the blackjack tables. Needless to say we were all amused once we heard the whole story later at Denny's.
hey misery loves company, remember that...that b*tchy friend of hers was probably already pissed off and unhappy to begin with and i've learned, people who are miserable are only truly happy when someone else in their company is equally or more miserable as well... good for you for telling her to f-off...someone had to... should've poured a drink on her head and cooled her off.