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papercup.champagne’s Story

Made on January 24, 2007
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So, long story short...

While papercup.champagne was in a long relationship

papercup.champagne made the mistake of

cheating with a guy who doesn't seem to know how to ***k.

My Advice to You is

no matter how gorgeous/cute/handsome that person whom you're itching to cheat with, get someone who's at least good in the sack.

Here's the whole story

been with my bf for 3 years and everything just got oh-so-stagnant. i met this guy (thanks to my friend). he was so exotic looking and oozed with such sex appeal. i can't help but to scratch that 3 year-itch. and boy, did i make a HUGE mistake. that exotic thing was a disappointment in bed.

the screwed up thing was that i laid there and stared at the wall's cracks and counted them.

37 cracks in all. and yes, i stayed til the end. well, it wasn't that long anyway.

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Comments (3)

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Chris Graff says
Posted on January 24, 2007

maybe your chocha was in a "poorly edited kung-fu movie" state and the guy got turned off.

Crazy_xmas
Lui Carvalho says
Posted on January 24, 2007

Ever heard 'Brazilian do it better?'. Im Luiz from Brazil by the way...

Self
Brian Balfour says
Posted on January 25, 2007

Ha.....are we talking jackhammer style here?

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