Dennis Eusebio’s Story
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Made on September 03, 2007
So, long story short...
While Dennis Eusebio was Taking Care Of My Pets
Dennis Eusebio made the mistake of
forgetting how fickle cats are
My Advice to You is
buy one of those pet gates
Here's the whole story
So I guess I did something to piss off the cat we have in our house and its decided that it would periodically pee on my bed. God knows what I did wrong, but yea, I was about two seconds from throwing that thing outside to fend for itself.
Heading to target now to buy one of pet gates. Lesson Learned.
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Comments (9)
Stupid cats
Ewww. My ex-roomie's cat started doing that on her bed as well. You should probably splurge on a peace offering... like catnip? Oh, and a new mattress as well.
Yeah. Not exactly happy. Its either a gate or one of those electronic collars that shock things as they pass certain points.
[waiting for jason to throw in a vick joke]
Ah man, cat pee in the bed, oh nos! While reading your story I had a horrible image of you unknowingly jumping into a warm damp bed! That's the last thing you need when it's literally time to "fall" asleep.
plaxico decided to pee on my comforter the other day, LOVED it.
cats are mean, I'd offer some catnip or go mike vick on 'em.
You should set up some booby traps in your room instead. That would be more entertaining and I'm sure Clay would be willing to help. Just think of the board game "Mouse Trap."
Dennis Eusebio, I too once had this problem with my angels, Reesie Monkey and Ramos Ramos, Jr. I've found that the most effective mechanism to teach them NOT to do #1 on your bed is to return the favor by SLEEPING IN THEIR LITTER BOX. Yaaaah that'll teach 'em. That is assuming that you've already taught your cat to understand sarcastic irony. If not, then, it's just fucking gross to sleep in a cat's litter box. yucky!
Ew! You could put another litter box in the room to prevent it from doing that again.
Also, a good form of discipline is a squirt gun. Or a bicycle horn. If she is being naughty, squirt at her. Then walk over and give a loud shriek for a good after effect. She'll never pee on your bed again.