zeroenthusiasm’s Story
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So, long story short...
zeroenthusiasm made the mistake of
paying for a shitty trial membership with an online porn site.
My Advice to You is
never trust an online porn site, nor give them your money.
Here's the whole story
I was perusing online porn when I stumbled upon the website of my dreams: castingcouchteens.com. I was excited because the majority of the girls on the site look as though they're precocious fifteen-year-olds. The illusion of skanky high schoolers is my thing, to say the least. I didn't want to pay the $30 for a real membership, so I decided to give the trial membership a try, which was three days for only $4.95. I did it anonymously through Net Cash and when I excitedly logged in for the first time, I was presented with the harsh reality that I did NOT have complete access to the entire site and all the seemingly underage girls showcased on it. In fact, I only had access to one video of one girl, who sadly looked eighteen or older (fuck that shit). I scanned the fine print and they mentioned NOTHING of this. But now I'm sad. And out of $5. I'm an idiot. Never trust porno sites.
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