anonymous’ Story
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Made on August 14, 2007
So, long story short...
While anonymous was pleasuring myself
anonymous made the mistake of
using sun tan lotion (SPF 30) as a lubricant
My Advice to You is
use regular lotion or water or nothing
Here's the whole story
on vacation and had some free time to myself. nearest thing was a bottle of sun tan lotion and i thought it would be no different from regular lotion.
about 20 seconds later i felt the most intense burning sensation you ever want to feel on your privates. i was in so much pain that i searched out a doctors office to take an urgent appointment.
a couple hours, some antibiotic cream and what seemed like the most awkward doctor's visit later, i had learned a valuable lesson.
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Comments (3)
ironic that sun tanning lotion burns.
hmmm. this is good to know. i too would have made the same mistake.
I wonder how people on nude beaches prevent sunburn. Cuz I mean, that would just suck.