Chris Graff’s Story
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So, long story short...
Chris Graff made the mistake of
not having my daily driver in a state of readiness
My Advice to You is
Don't lose your wheel lock key
Here's the whole story
I was dragging the Evo and destroyed the clutch (still managed a 12.3@113 slipping the whole way) which obviously has me sidelined for a week or so at least. So i had to get the ol' Sebring vert out of my mom's garage after 6+ months of not driving it. Reason I hadn't driven it was because i need new tires (cords are showing) and i lost my lugnut key (which is 7-sided and therefore noone in town can break them off). Now I have to order a new set of lugs just to get the key(and hope they get here in a timely fashion), drive around on shitty tires (or have my wonderful GF give me a few rides...no not like that you sick fucks...well maybe like that but-OH NEVER MIND), and also buy a new clutch which is like a gazillion dollars. The sebring apparently is also in need of a new battery which is why I am at home writing this instead of being at work. Other than that shit's swell! :)
Comments (9)
Atleast it wasn't your engine like some people we know....cough cough.....dennis....
maybe (just a little maybe), maybe if you learned how to shift properly we wouldn't burn through clutches? hmm? yeah? hmmmm?
MAYBE if I hadn't added a staggering amount of power* to this beast it would have held out longer MR. SADLER! Harumph!
Eh, it last longer than expected. Now you get to drive the landboat.
please bring the sebring (top down no matter what) to cruisers on thursday night..
Wait, i wont hear any of this. Are you people implying that Chris was driving his car very badly and outside the limits it was built for? I just cant believe that. I just cant believe that chris is the worst shifter ever, its not like he guns his engine at every stop light then slams the brakes at the next one 200' away, he wouldnt do something like that...
DON'T YOU BASTARDS UNDERSTAND A STOCK EVO CLUTCH ONLY HOLD SO MUCH BEFORE IT CRAPS OUT?!?!?!? Seriously I am going to go level 7 Gogeta on Beeker next time I see him.
Man, I was late to the party. Everyone already took their cheap shots. By the way, does the back seat of the Sebring still have remnants from when Steve got sick?
You know what I need? New shoes...yeah and maybe some earrings. Now, who owes me something? And to all you sick minds out there, not "like that."