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Heather Boggess’ Story

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So, long story short...

While Heather Boggess was at the movie theater finding a seat

Heather Boggess made the mistake of

"flopping" into the seat instead of using my hands to move the seat down.

My Advice to You is

NEVER flop into a seat while holding nachos and cheese and wearing a white shirt.

Here's the whole story

So I'm at the movie theater and I'm walking into the theater to find a seat, carrying a very cheese-heavy nachos and cheese. When we find a seat it's one of those that folds up when someone isn't sitting in it. Well, usually with those I just stick my butt on the top and fall back into the open seat. This particular time I happened to have nachos in my hands and when I "flopped" back into the seat by nachos spilled all over the floor and the tray flipped over and landed in my lap, spilling the cheese all over my legs. This hot, gooey, orange, sticky mess was all over my white shirt and pants! It was so gross and didn't come off with the skimpy napkins they have at the theater. The worst part is that since this happened at the beginning of the trailers, I smelled like jalepeno nacho cheese for the entire movie.