The Ratt’s Story
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So, long story short...
The Ratt made the mistake of
Not making sure Warped Tour wasn't in Green Cove Springs!
My Advice to You is
Take what you need, because theres nothing there!!!
Here's the whole story
For all you Warped Tour Goers out there, I don't know if any of you remember the time they moved the venue from Downtown jax to the No Shade Dirt Racetrack out by the airport? if you didn't, Ill try to sum it up for you, If I can quote Fat Mike from NOFX correctly "Fuck...This is the worst venue in Warped Tour History"! Well I think Warped Tour Jax 2007 is about to come in second place. When I heard they moved it to Green Cove Springs, I got a little worried because there is nothing there but woods, water, good ole folks, and broke ass train and ship yards. But being from Palatka myself and knowing that area well, when I saw the exact location of this years tour, i couldn't believe it. Its literally on the side of the road sandwiched between a goat weed golf course, csx trainyard, a gas station, and the st. johns with no parking. If your going this year, it's gonna be a world of Jiffy Feet!!! Lets just put it like this, The Mayor of the Munchkins from wizard of oz lives in a trailer park retirement home 2 miles away!
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Dude. We need to setup your sleeve cam before the event.
Nobody tells a story like you. Nobody.